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Dienasgrāmatas (blogi)
| alekssa, 09-04-2011 13:56 |
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Next LifeIn my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people`s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you`re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.
/Woody Allen/ |
Muunlaita: Alise aizspogulijaa:DD
man patika..... bet dzirdets!:) #1 2011-04-09 14:02
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